⓵ Sixty (Mr Majestyk Version)
⓶ Sixty (Mexico Joe Version)
Sixty
Well, I guess I’m fucking sixty
Some say I’m old as fuck
Still sipping an occasional whiskey
‘Cause goddamn bear markets suck
I guess I’m fucking sixty
No need to look it up
Well, I might be fucking sixty
But I still don’t give one fuck
Well, I guess I’m fucking sixty
But I’m still standing tall
Even though I can’t hear shit
I can’t see and I’m going bald
I guess I’m fucking sixty
But I’m better off than you
Well, I might be fucking sixty
But your mom still thinks I’m cool, woo
Well, I guess I’m fucking sixty
I’m through risking it all undeterred
No more talking shit about leadership
Or causing chaos in the corporate world
I guess I’m fucking sixty
A far cry from seventeen
Well I might be fucking sixty
But my business savvy remains sharp and keen
Alright
Ah, shit
Well, I guess I’m fucking sixty
No more late nights on the phone (I’ve goals to fulfill)
I don’t hang much more with assholes
I spend more time at being home
I guess I’m fucking sixty
But that’s okay with me
I still rock like a chair, middle finger in the air
With my two grown boys as trustees
Well, I guess I’m fucking sixty
And as I stare down sixty-one
I got a million crazy stories
And can’t remember fucking one
I guess I’m fucking sixty
But I still love to take a chance
Yeah, I might be fucking sixty
I think I just shit my pants
Well, I guess I’m fucking sixty
Getting old really sucks
Entrepreneurs used to admire me
Nowadays, they seek my advice and a buck
I guess I’m fucking sixty
But I still ain’t no lame duck
And if the critics still don’t dig me, fuck ’em
They can get deez nuts, yeehaw